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‘Primetime’ Is What Happens When Real Crime Becomes Entertainment
Robert Pattinson plays up To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen’s moral ambiguity in Lance Oppenheim’s Primetime.
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Zach Cregger Breaks the Video Game Curse with ‘Resident Evil’
Austin Abrams is a medical delivery driver having a terrible, no-good, very bad day in Zach Cregger’s Resident Evil adaptation.
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Buddy is a Delightfully Deranged Horror Comedy
A lovable children’s TV show character becomes increasingly unhinged in the new horror comedy Buddy from Too Many Cooks director Casper Kelly.
Featured Reviews
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‘The Paradise’ Falls Victim to the Pan-India Curse
Nani and Srikanth Odela give pan-India spectacle, but The Paradise lacks in emotional substance.
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South Korean Creature Feature ‘Hope’ Is Truly Wild
With breathtaking landscapes and a breakneck pace, Na Hong-jin’s Hope might be one of the craziest films you see this year.
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Big Screen ‘Backrooms’ An Unsettling But Uneven Debut for Kane Parsons
Kane Parsons becomes the latest (and youngest) in the YouTuber-to-horror-filmmaker pipeline with the A24 adaptation of his Backrooms liminal space series.
Latest Reviews
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As if it wasn’t crazy enough…
The list of Anna Nicole conspiracy theories is growing faster than the list of potential fathers in the days after Anna Nicole’s death. My favorite so far is the one that involves an elaborate scheme by Howard K. Stern to marry Anna Nicole and then take the money that she is supposed to get from…
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Whore-off
You know it’s gotten bad when Chaotic was the best you’ve looked in years. Remember when Chaotic, Britney and Kevin’s “home movie” reality show, aired on TV and we all thought “Wow! Britney is a dumb, trashy, skank!”? Well that was only an appetizer for the skanky trash display we were about to see. Britney…
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Andy Richter Controls the Universe
By now, everyone knows that Fox never keeps good shows on the air for more than a couple of seasons. Some of the funniest programs to air on TV have been on the Fox network, and most have been promptly cancelled. Arrested Development was probably the most famous of these Fox casualties, but even Family…
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Death to Spammers
First, I want to say that I’m sorry the updates have been so few and far between this week. I’ve been really busy with real life stuff and I just haven’t had time to add anything great. On top of that, I’m still looking for some more writers to help me add some substance to…
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Anna Nicole’s Fridge
TMZ reported that Anna Nicole had a series of diet items and medical supplies in her fridge at the time of her death. What I like is that they wrote that the contents were “shocking on several levels”. How is that shocking on any level? She had SlimFast and methadone and that’s shocking? This is…
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Why Trashwire loved Anna Nicole Smith
Yesterday, the world of bad movies lost a major player when buxom blonde b-movie bombshell Anna Nicole Smith passed away in her hotel room in Florida. She will be remembered by Trashwire, not only for her performance in bad movie classics like the infamous Skyscraper, but also for her classic trashy reality show The Anna…
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Why Trashwire Loved Anna Nicole
Yesterday, the world of bad movies lost a major player when buxom blonde b-movie bombshell Anna Nicole Smith passed away in her hotel room in Florida. She will be remembered by Trashwire, not only for her performance in bad movie classics like the infamous Skyscraper, but also for her classic trashy reality show The Anna…
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UConn Kids Love Black People
Click HERE to read the article from The Smoking Gun and see more pictures So… I meant to get on this sooner, but I’ve been super busy. It seems that some law students at University of Connecticut thought it might be funny to have a “Bullets and Bubbly” party where they dressed up like rap…
